If You Haven’t Tried This Service, You’re Not Living Out There!! (No Infidels Allowed)

I don’t know how they managed this long without this service, and frankly I had a few questions I would ask if given the chance……

Like perhaps,  I wondered if you can call in your profile from a sattelite phone from the caves around the world or even while engaged in or after Jihad Terror Games killing American’s on various battlefields or hiding behind all the women and children whenever they’re handy to hide behind..

Or if you can pick out from the different terrorist organizations, like AL Queda man of the month, Jihad Johnny Photo spreads,  like our women sometimes chase after golfers named Tiger or other celebrities and pro athletes.

Since after all,  the terrorist appears to be the number one dream of many Islamic men and the dream man for many Hijabbin’ Islamic women  it seems to me. I didn’t know these pictures all over the net were taken on Islamic dates!!

They just like it “rough” I guess. I don’t like the “group sex” thing though……How Stupid of me…

And finally, my last question would be “can you pick like a harem of chicks like the Muslim’s do back home, or can you only lift the hijab one at a time?

Didn’t see any of those asked on the website I happened across this afternoon…..

Muslima.com is a leading Muslim matrimonial and marriage site bringing together thousands of Muslim women and men from around the world. If you’re looking for a site to give you more than just personals for Muslim dating, join Muslima.com and see the difference. You can browse profiles and use chat and email to communicate with singles for your Muslim marriage. JOIN FREE NOW!